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遥远混沌之际是怎样天地

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先人留下故事要不要继续

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凡间和天庭的距离

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走上去用不用电梯

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一直都是谜

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哪吒说你偷吃小完能已经很久了

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读书人的事怎么能说是偷

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大士知道你住进来了吗

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这个嘛

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你好啊 大士

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听说您喜欢收留神兽

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您看我怎么样

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你这种风格的我已经有了

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请另寻他处吧

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等一下啊大士

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0* 0.·

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我现在无家可归

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非常凄惨

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正是收养的好机会呀

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你这不是碰瓷吗

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我可以帮你管教你收留的珍禽异兽

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进来吧

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不过

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不要太期待哦

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这是从今天开始跟你们一起住的白泽

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要好好相处哦

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大家好

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请不要害怕我

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千万不要害怕我

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不要

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害怕

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不好意思啊

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这个只能怪设定啊

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你给我出去

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在信息爆炸的时代

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我这样智慧的神兽尤为痛苦

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只要我稍微专注一些

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就能看到各种的信息

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比如说

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你明天不是有英语考试吗

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还在看漫画

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再考砸又要被犬士打屁股喽

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你怎什公都知道

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你怎么什么都知道

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你是不是偷看我日记了

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我只是比别人知道得多一些罢了

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真是好懂

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看着我干嘛

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信息筛选是很重要的

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所以

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我拜托大士研发了屏蔽眼镜

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英

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这是你拜托我研发的眼镜

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来试试吧

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谢谢

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戴上这个就能屏蔽多余信息了吗

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我增加了关键词准确解释与吐槽的功能

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还有数百款气泡皮肤可供选择

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总有没有好一点

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没有

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各位好

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古书上说我能达万物之情

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所了解的鬼神妖怪有一万一千五百二十种

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虽然有点夸张

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不过

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我的确知道很多事情

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比方说

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我知道我其实是个漫画改编的动画人物

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动画都这么多集了我才正式登场

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暨看所有

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我也是知道的

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所以请大家刷

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白泽这么可爱 你们怎么忍心

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来给制作组施压

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弹幕和评论我都会去看的哦

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我一直都在看着你们哦

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宅毛病来了吗

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哇呀

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开门啊我要上厕所

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敝不住啦要爆发啦

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哎呀

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怏点啊

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开门

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