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一闪一闪亮晶晶

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谁啊这

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你谁呀

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这大半夜的在这儿干嘛呢

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这么晚怎么不回家呀

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怎么还带个孩子呀这

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家

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回不去了

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怎么回事啊

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要不你上我屋里坐坐

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这大晚上还下着雨

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别把孩子淋病了

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来来来

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麻烦你

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能不能帮我个忙

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我去隔壁药店给孩子买点药

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你先帮我照看一下

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我买了药再过来接他

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没问题 交给我吧

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别把孩子给冻坏了

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快去快回啊

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吕树吕树 我要吃糖葫芦

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夹核桃的那种

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吕小鱼

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咱买羽绒服的时候怎么说的

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想要新衣服

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以后就得省吃俭用

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不然我下学期上高三的学费都不够了

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吕树

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你变了

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你这都跟谁学的

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少看点肥皂剧行不行

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这糖葫芦五块钱一串

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五块 为什么这么贵啊

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因为我这糖葫芦 都把籽挖掉了呀

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有手工成本的

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那你把籽装回去

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吕树 我吃五颗

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给你留两颗

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留一颗就行

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你看网上新闻没

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有个男的突然力气变得特别大

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能举起2000斤的东西

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2000斤 不是人吗

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是真的超能力还是骗子呀

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超能力 |

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最近这种新闻好多呀

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走 咱们看杂技去

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各位父老乡亲 各位亲朋好友

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下面就是我们的压轴节目

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激情燃烧

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走过路过不要错过

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吕树吕树 让我骑你脖子上看

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是火焰表演

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我举不动了

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你又不是不知道我身子虚

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吃糖葫芦

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拼了

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我们挤过去

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这到底是杂技还是魔术啊

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还是说

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超能力
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今天的表演已经结束

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请大家注意秩序

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吕树吕树

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那个火焰表演好神奇呀

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他怎么做到的啊

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不知道

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确实很神奇

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要不咱们去后台问问看

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说不定人家肯教给我们呢

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到时候 咱们也能靠这种表演挣钱

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教你是不可能的

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不过

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去看看倒是也可以

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东西都轻点儿放啊

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留神啊

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这边这边

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搭把手搭把手啊

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谁

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这什么情况啊

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你们

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来干什么

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走错了 厕所不在这边啊

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什么厕所

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这里是后台

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我们是消防大队的

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这个庙会没有批文

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我们要带他回去调查

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庙会没批文你不找主办方 来抓一个演节目的

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妾
麻配

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当我是傻子呀

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这样啊

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啊

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那厕所在哪儿啊

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那边

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噢 谢谢啊

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快走

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吕树 刚才那个人

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你们好

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你们是刚从后台出来的吗

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能不能告诉我里面出了什么事啊

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你谁啊

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你好

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我叫知微

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很高兴认识你

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有多高兴

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总之 挺高兴的吧

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如果真像我所想的

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那个火焰表演的年轻人使用的是超能力

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那么那些神秘出现的黑衣人

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是要抓捕所有具有超能力的人吗

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吕树

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这个世界会发生什么样的变化呢

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吕树

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吕树

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你叫我声哥哥能死是吧

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我们有血缘关系吗

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吕小鱼

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你是不是还想我把你送回孤儿院去

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你送啊

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反正我还会再偷跑出来找你的

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小鱼啊

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如果世界上多了很多比正常人厉害得多的人

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你会怎么办

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当然是变得比他们更厉害了呀

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你说的还真简单啊

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不过很有道理

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吕树你身体这么弱肯定不行了

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估计这辈子也觉醒不了什么超能力了

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不过没关系

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你不行 但我可以呀

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以后我保护你

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你就专门给我做饭吃好啦

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到家咯

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林婶好

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小树和小鱼回来啦

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老爷子好些了吗

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还是老样子

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习惯啦

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林婶 我能喝点儿吗

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这是中药啊 小鱼

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TP

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别人的药你也喝啊

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走走走

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走了

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年轻真好啊

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是啊 年轻真好

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向阳幼儿园一位三岁男童眼冒蓝光

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空

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出现在了几十公里外

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究竟是神奇的魔术

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还是人类的进化

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我说 别再惦记人家的中药了啊

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我给你煮面条吃

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挂面没了

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我出去买点挂面啊

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吕树

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我想吃泡面

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,

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吃什么泡面啊

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一会煮挂面给你吃

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你煮的挂面一点味儿都没有

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我不吃

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我要吃泡面

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这孩子

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那你把你脖子上的八核桃敲了给我吃

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敲你个头

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别惦记这个了成不

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吕树

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你变了

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我去我去

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我去给你买泡面去

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病秧子

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姨姨打人

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吕树 吕树

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你喝热水

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吕小鱼 你怎么叉偷偷跑出来了

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走走走 我送你回去

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我不回去

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我就要跟你在一块儿

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સ્વમ,

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就快到了

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一闪一闪亮晶晶

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漫天都是小星星

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我不是被撞了吗

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怎么一点都不疼

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难道我也

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有了超能力

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不管我有事没事

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撞了人就是他的不对啊

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完了 完了完了

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不碰个瓷儿这说得过去么

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不对 这不叫碰瓷

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我可是实打实地给他撞了啊

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你摊上大事了

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你摊上大事了

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公了还是私了

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鬼啊

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我这还上哪要赔偿去啊

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老板 红烧牛肉面

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你你你

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吕树 你怎么了

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没事 被车撞到了

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不过没受伤

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所以

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你是把车撞死了是吧

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车流了这么多血

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什么叫我把车撞死了

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会不会说话

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我洗澡去了

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己煮泡面吃

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你自己煮泡面吃

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给我也煮一碗啊

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确实没有受伤

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也没感觉哪儿不一样

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这是

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所以刚才不是做梦

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这 这都什么跟什么呀

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这些人我 我一个都不认识啊

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难道是

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我刚才吓到了这些人

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他们的负面情绪 就变成了我的收入

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难道

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这就是我觉醒的

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超能力

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那我这不是 就成了传说中的

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别人越恐惧 我就越强大的大魔王了吗

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吕树你被撞傻啦

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煮你的面吧

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好 大魔王来消费啦

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再来

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这什么鬼系统啊

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存心刺激我是不是

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人家受了刺激觉醒超能力

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我受了刺激只有谢谢参与

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我还什么大魔王

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好舒服啊

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这是

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还真有好东西啊

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值了

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再来

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全部押进

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开始

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一闪一闪亮晶晶

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漫天都是小星星

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这是啥呀

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一闪一闪亮晶晶

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漫天都是小星星

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漫天都是八星星

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远浮于世烟云外

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似若钻石夜空明

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烈阳燃尽宙合静

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落日不再星河清

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小鱼

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你刚才看见窗户外面飘落什么东西了吗

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你别想骗我

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我一直看着窗外呢 什么都没有

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你是不是真的撞傻了

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这也太神奇了

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0
额了

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别忘了给我放点葱花/

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再放点香菜

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吕树 以前都是你煮面给我吃的

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没事 以后都让你煮

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你

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难道说 你真的不爱我了吗

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噢 亲爱的

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洛城市中心商场发生火灾

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是市中心的方向

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小鱼 老实在家呆着

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我到房顶上去看看

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我也要去

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1
太危险

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别跟来

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乍/

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有人让我反省自己可我

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日三省吾身 发现错不在我

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有人说我大魔王可我

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不过爱沉吟两秒的气人精

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朋自远
方
米
主苦他的
志
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骨耶

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再饿值
IN
空
身

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行拂乱其所为 然后鞭数十吧

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最后再驱之别的院

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老板 这个煮鸡蛋怎么卖啊

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老板
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啊
卖
N
怎
鸡蛋您

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啊
蛋
鸡
者

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一块五一个

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三块钱两个

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十块钱六个

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找你一块钱
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。
找你一块钱

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那麻烦您给我拿三个
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那麻烦您给我拿三个

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本
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在下先失陪 听君一席话

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浪费了我宝贵的十分钟

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彼此讨厌欠扁的人很多

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1
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3.

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دار
HEE

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如果你问我多远才足够

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那么我会回答

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最好是阴阳相隔

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我
辈
这
子谁也没
求
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我这一辈子谁也没求过

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除了在座各位的心理阴影

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我本最擅长的就是气人不偿命

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哦还有斩断人际关系
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