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今天炼丹课

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你带的是什么牌子的丹炉啊？

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小麦新品的电丹炉

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小晶 你呢？

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没什么啦

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水果的iFire Xmax丹炉

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你这种拼夕夕上淘来的山寨货

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别以为老娘看不出来

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不就是狗东的水货丹炉吗？

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有什么可炫耀的？

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-班首？
-班首？

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陈超

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你怎么把你家铜鼎搬来了？

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这口鼎可是我太爷爷用过的

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炼制过九级金丹

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班首好厉害

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居然可以炼出金丹

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他又在想些什么不切实际的东西了

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早上好啊

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-孙蓉师妹
-王令师兄

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此时王令看到了孙蓉头上的咒印

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他瞬间明白

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自己不知道什么时候蛊惑了孙蓉的心

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于是王令当机立断…

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孙蓉

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好了 没事了

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这个灵力五怎么回事？

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这撩妹手段看不懂啊

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大小姐 您怎么…

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大小姐

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我

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我刚才在干什么呀？

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今天学习制作的是最基础的培元丹

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操作步骤很简单

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我就讲快一点

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大家要跟上思路哦

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-好
-好

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培元丹的制作步骤

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首先准备好一个阳城罐

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接着

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金砂筑鼎、龟甲、龙骨

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打碎、研磨 丢进去

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石菖蒲 剁碎

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远志 剁碎 撒进去

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加15号粉 7滴青金石油

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抹平 入炉

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关炉 封胶 封炉膛 点火

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调整闹钟到酉时初刻

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各位都清楚过程了吗？

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大家开始自己的表演吧

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现在轮到我大显身手了

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首先 炼丹是一门玩火的艺术

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老陈家祖传的大鼎

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是为大宗丹药炼制而设计

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这种小剂量的情况

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火候就很难掌握

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倒是孙蓉做得有模有样

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居然直接搬来了自家企业的制丹机

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这还算是自己做的吗？

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什么？

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这边还在用微波炉炼丹？

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算了

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我这也该祭出法宝了

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这是什么东西？

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什么东西啊？

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这可是我花了
大价钱和精力搞到的宝贝

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器型优雅 古色古香

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自带温控、方位和时辰指示

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接下来放入丹料

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还会自动判断风水方位

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吸收灵力哦

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这个炉子好精致啊

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-不就是个铜炉精嘛
-就像活的一样

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给我闭嘴

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这个不错

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改天也弄个来玩

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-这…
-陈班首

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-陈班首炸了
-陈班首炸了

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炸了？

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炼丹可不是要靠热血和气势

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而是靠细心和耐心

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我爸一定会宰了我的

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班首这样没问题吗？

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不用管他

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他应该就去操场上跑圈去了

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还要炼制七个小时

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到时我们再回来验收
各位炼好的培元丹

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-好
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（政治课代表
别看课上开小差不学习）

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（回家都会努力念书）

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（陈超：古武世家少年强者）

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（认为肌肉和热血
可以解决一切问题）

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好久没吃到灵宠了

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当年我就是靠大鱼吃小鱼

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一步步进化成妖王的

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只要重新开始

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我妖王就能东山再起

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就知道你要搞事

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还好我及时赶到

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别跑

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愚蠢的人类

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我从五层跳到四层

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那小子直接跳下去了

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你怎么在这儿？

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咱们有话好好说

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好好说 你不要过来呀

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班首已经12圈了吧？

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体能真不错

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父亲大人

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今天炼丹课

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我需要借家里铜鼎一用

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那可是我们陈家的传家宝

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磕了、碰了 怎么办？

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陈家的炼丹炉不就是为了炼出金丹

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为陈家增光添彩而存在的吗？

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没拿第一

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你知道后果吧？

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父亲大人！

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郭豪 你听我解释

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为什么我的宝贝丹炉

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在你的手上？

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把丹炉轻轻放在地上

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后退

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你最好给我一个合理的解释

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在陈超身心最为脆弱的时刻

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遭到了心魔的入侵

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孙蓉师妹

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王令大人

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我…

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我哪里不如那个灵力五的了？

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就这样还能当班首

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-这么菜啊？
-对啊

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-就别当班首了
-人家王令拿微波炉炼得都比你好

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-这也太菜了吧？
-都炼了什么东西？

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-对啊
-对啊

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-炼个丹都能炸了
-对 真是的

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再见了

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炸炉班首

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不！

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孙蓉

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我来救你了

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二蛤把我的丹炉吞了

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你从五楼追到四楼

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从他嗓子眼里抠出来之后

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你就在厕所里洗我的丹炉

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原来是这样

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你编这话骗鬼呢？

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不信你就问问你的铜炉精

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你就是这么对我的宝贝的吗？

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去死吧 王令

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天啊 我干了什么？

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我干了什么？

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还好 小问题

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心魔入侵和弱性毒

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用大净化术就能都治好了

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绝对不能让任何人知道

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你抬头 我抬腿

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赶快呀！

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我制作的五毒水本来是想外用的

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碰到人体就会出大片红疹

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但陈超误喝了

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情况就糟糕了

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如果两个时辰内不解毒

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陈超就会有生命危险

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其实没有你说的那么严重

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-只要…
-王令

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只要你帮我做出解药

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并把这事替我保密

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你拿我丹炉的事情我就不追究了

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你爱怎么样就怎样吧

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帮我去找出《民教版三段上册》
的丹药课教材

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找到了

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接着帮我去药柜抓一下药

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当归30克

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赤豆卷80克

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不会念 90克

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还不会念 90克

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又不会念 30克

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香附30克

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肉苁蓉90克

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山萸肉90克

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川牛膝30克

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再等两个时辰就好了

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等等

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主指导待会就回来了呀

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虽然两个时辰就能炼出解药

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但一个时辰之后
指导和学员们就都回来了

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我们把陈超藏在哪里呀？

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收作业的时候

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培元丹怎么办啊？

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怎么办啊？

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王令 你别干坐着

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你想想办法呀

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休动我的丹炉

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没事吧 宝贝儿？

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刚才那道光是怎么回事啊？

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那畜生对我的丹炉做了什么？

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王令 快看

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明明刚开始预加热

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已经变得橙红了

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不像是才加热两分钟

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莫非…

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加热进度果然变快了

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你还有这个功能？

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当然

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老子的能力可是时间光线

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只要灵力够

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别说时间加速

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我都能做到时间倒流

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也就是说

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只要我们给二蛤输入灵力

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二蛤就能喷出加速射线

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我们就能提前做出解毒药了

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知道老子的实力了吧？

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还不给老子松绑？

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等等 你们要干什么？

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怎么做了两颗解毒丸？

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本来我想以身试毒

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测试一下解药有没有效果的

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不过现在

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有更方便的小白鼠了

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莫挨老子！

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毒斑消退了

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可以给陈超吃了

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王令

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你把陈超扶起来

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估计陈超放学就能醒了

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糟了 指导和学员们回来了

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怎么办？

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我去门口应付一下

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这里交给你了

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郭豪学员

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你为什么会在这里？

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因…因为…

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我怕丹炉火候选错了

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回来确认一下

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那就先检查一下你的作业吧

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等…等下指导

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现在还不能进

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指导

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王令收拾得还挺迅速的嘛

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这个就是你的丹炉了？

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等等 指导

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我…我还差两步才能…

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怎么回事？

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-郭豪居然练出金丹了
-我的丹炉里为什么会有培元丹啊？

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成色不错

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莫非…

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好兄弟

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把自己炼出的培元丹
放进了我的丹炉里

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话说他真的用微波炉炼出了培元丹？

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不错 85分

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我看王令学员回来得也挺早的

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糟了 王令的培元丹怎么办？

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王令学员

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这节课炼的是丹药 不是炸药

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原来如此

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王令居然把陈超爆掉的那颗丹药

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放到了自己的微波炉里

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王令

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你是我一辈子的兄弟

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其实郭豪想多了

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王令在洗丹炉的时候

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并没把原来的培元丹倒出来

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郭豪在炼解药的时候

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培元丹就跟解毒丸一起炼成了

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而王令什么都没做

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王令那颗就是用微波炉炼坏了

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至于陈超的丹药…

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你醒了

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刚才我们放学

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看到你跑得筋疲力尽 倒在跑道上

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就把你扶过来了

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对了 我的铜鼎

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看看你身后

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我们想办法帮你把丹炉修好了

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你们帮我修好的？

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对呀

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王令

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我对不起你

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驯服妖王 驱除心魔

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精通多种逆天奇术

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这应该就是你要找的人吧？

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这届新学员很有趣嘛

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王令