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古谚云：“星云际会之时

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须弥山没入芥子”

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孩子呢？

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孩子他…

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王先生 您的孩子…

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他…

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他是自己爬出来的

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王先生

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儿子

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快看

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爸爸妈妈给你买了什么

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它可是花了爸爸半年的积蓄哦

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妈妈可是足足在网上
守了三天才拍下的

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屠龙大宝剑

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括弧“限定版”哦

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孩子他爸

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没想到你能为孩子付出这么多

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孩子他妈

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为了孩子那能叫付出吗？

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-那叫投资
-作为神选之人

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从小就得忍受常人无法想象的折磨

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-老公 你好棒棒哦
-王令因为能听到人的心声

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而不得不提早接受这社会的世态炎凉

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这把剑我想了好久

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终于找借口买到了

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花这么多钱买个破玩具

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男人的浪漫都是建立在浪费之上的

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我搜了三天三夜才找到这把高仿

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-钱存着干点啥不好啊？
-王令此刻碰到了出生至今

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第一道人生哲学题

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儿啊 速速伸手取剑

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若不取

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父母满怀善意的骚扰
一时半会不会停歇

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若取

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别说是赝品

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就算是正牌屠龙大宝剑

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也经不起王令指尖半分灵力

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你买的什么大宝剑？

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为什么连个婴儿的灵力都承受不住？

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不就是个玩具

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你那么较真干吗？

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-怎么？
-剑碎了可以再买

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-我买个屠龙大宝剑怎么了？
-婚姻破裂了

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-大宝剑 你这么喜欢大宝剑
-王令觉得

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-一个破剑没有什么不好
-会很麻烦

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半年的积蓄 你就买了个假货？

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我都是为了这个家 败家爷们

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-来呀 来拿呀
-小手手伸出来

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王令以每秒钟387次的速度

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假设了各种应对方法

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此刻王令体内蕴含已久的本源之力

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在紧要关头爆发了

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不好 儿子尿了

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你先抱一会儿 我去拿尿片

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以上是关于一泡晨尿

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如何拯救一段婚姻的

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发人深省的小故事

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而王令也悟出了第一条人生真理

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你个傻孩子

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别吃玩具了 奶奶热好了

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做人还是谦逊低调好

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但在六岁那年

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王令还是没有忍住

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可怜的王氏夫妇

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从小到大都没从锻体期毕业

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王令的表现

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完全超出了他们的认知范围

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此时此刻

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夫妇二人内心的想法

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前所未有地达成了统一

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全票表决通过了低调做人

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这一成长原则

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王令爸爸负责上网修习研发

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抑制灵力的方法

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并赶在王令上低阶学园前成功落实

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我吃完了

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等等

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抬手

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都跟你说了

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盗版抑制灵力的符文效果尚不稳定

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一定要每天坚持服用金丹来辅助配合

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毁了一个黑金碗

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差点还搭上一把玄铁筷呀

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儿子 再忍忍

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新版符文的研发 老爸已经快搞定了

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今年之内就能给你换上

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十年里你哪一年不是这样说啊？

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今年一定能行啊

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目前的完成度已经很高了

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日常的拌嘴又要开始了

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老婆 我保证今年之内

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最新的符文能达到预期的效果

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现…现在是有点抗药性

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老婆 你对科学修真一定要有信心啊

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不是为了儿子 我才不去管这些呢

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你也不想想

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这些年来为了这个符文

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我们经历了些什么

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七岁那年过生日

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来 我们许个愿

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吹个蜡烛

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差点把整个房子都一起烧掉

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十岁那年和小朋友玩游戏

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把人家孩子衣服扒了个精光

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我也想让令令过正常人的生活啊

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十年来

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父母的苦心

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王令通过感应早已知晓

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你也知道

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咱们家令令吃的是低能金丹

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-是让人灵力下降的特殊金丹
-这一点

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王令十年里却是第一次知道

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王令心里也暗自决定

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在新的符文完成之前

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不要做引人注目的事情

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-各位学员
-来看看

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-请投我陈超一票
-请大家支持陈超

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-这是什么？
-这女的很漂亮

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-女神当选 一蓉俱荣
-女神当选 一蓉俱荣

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-女神当选 一蓉俱荣
-女神当选 一蓉俱荣

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现在选就送花果山金丹
大礼盒特惠包哦

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还有机会抽取孙蓉小姐的签名泳装照

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但凡是非之地

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能避就尽量避开

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除了…

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-老板 给我一盒
-老板

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-给我一盒吧
-怎么还没拿来啊？

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-老板 给我…
-老板 给我来十包

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-要大肠口味的
-给我

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-给我一包
-老板 我也要五包韭菜味的

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-给我一包
-别挤

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-还有大肠口味的啊？
-就是啊

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-我也要吃
-这个好吃

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别挤啊你

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收款

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灵能宝支付538404元

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-你搞什么飞机啊？
-不会吧？

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-你好过分
-就是啊

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-还好意思做那种事？
-就是啊

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-就是啊
-你搞什么东西啊？

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-就是啊
-各位

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今天店里商品

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新学员全部免费

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-不会吧？
-他人好好

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-太棒了！
-太棒了！

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-太棒了！
-不得了

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希望各位多多支持

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一段一班的孙蓉学员

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-拉票可耻
-拒绝黑幕

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是谁在污蔑本小姐呀？

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是孙蓉

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-快看
-她就是那个闪光少女孙蓉

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-她好夺目的光芒
-那就是孙蓉吗？

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-孙蓉
-我好眼红

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-太耀眼了
-她就是孙蓉

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-好耀眼
-够了 关了吧

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-好耀眼
-是孙蓉

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孙蓉她看我了

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-好棒哦
-我也要像她一样

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-这么美的女孩子
-好漂亮啊

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她在看我

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-真是太美了
-郭豪、陈超两位学员

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不知为何对我有那么大成见

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你…

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耍赖

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靠送东西拉选票太不公平了

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我是在展示我的能力

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又怎么能说是耍赖呢？

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愿意相信和接受我的人

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自然会给我投票

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这是最公平的选择呀

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好…好像…

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有点道理啊

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你这是诡辩

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作为班首就应该为大家服务

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大家怎么可能会
为一点蝇头小利而屈服？

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陈超师兄 你好好说话嘛

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道德绑架 够阴损

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-孙师妹
-在

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我投五张票

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拿五包干脆面

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此时的王令

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急了

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孙师妹？

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可…可以啊

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怎么会是他站出来帮我？

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-五张票拿五包干脆面
-这小子到底怎么回事？

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-不对 就是啊
-不对啊

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选票不应该是一人一张的吗？

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就是啊

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投个100张都行

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投这 投我十张票

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我的意思是

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不论大家愿意投或者不投

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投多或者投少都没关系

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我孙蓉只是想为大家尽我所能

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提供关怀

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那我要那个

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-那我要一整盒
-我要这个

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-我也需要一个
-给我

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-我也要
-那个好吃

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-别和我抢
-谢谢

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-陈超 你误会人家啦
-给我一包

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-你看 人家写的
-给我来一包

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-“投孙蓉”
-别抢

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和“都免费”是两码事

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你太小气了

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我陈超一定堂堂正正和你一决胜负

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（哔哩哔哩）

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今天你也辛苦了 喝口水吧

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免费的 不用投票

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难道小姐打算用那招？

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拔一毛

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利天下

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而不为

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给我来一罐

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-给我来一包
-这是我的

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（孙）

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魅惑术生效了

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施点小利就把新学员都凑齐了

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全部拿下

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没想到最难搞的陈超也被我拿下了

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这还得多谢…

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人呢？

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小姐 您在找谁啊？

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那…

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那个拿走五包干脆面的男生呢？

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他早就走了

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但他离开前让我将这个交给您

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金丹？

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王令觉得一张票换五包面

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是欠了孙蓉人情

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（孙）

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回礼给她母亲硬塞的金丹一颗

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这样就算扯平了

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（孙）

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各位学员 今天的课都预习过了吗？

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-预习过了
-预习过了

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不过今天我们跳着讲

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先讲倒数第二课

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今天一个都不能少

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古代禁术

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所谓魅惑 就是用真言配合手印

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将自己的灵力投射到别人身上

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利用这些灵力将他人变为自己的粉丝

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-古书研究表明
-糟糕

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-被指导看穿了
-这个小孟尝

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就擅长一种心术

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这个法术叫做

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“假惑于人”

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数千年前

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曾经有一位自号小孟尝的上仙

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拥有门客三千人

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今天说的这种法术就是他的秘传

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施术成功以后

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通过预先设定的标志

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可以影响他人的心思

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但这个法术有一个先决条件

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那就是给予馈赠

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条件符合 默念九字真言

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“拔一毛利天下而不为”的同时

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释放一个灵力结界

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所有处于结界范围内

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接受了免费福利者

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心防会短时间内松懈

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结界中的灵力就会趁机侵入

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给这些目标种上一个灵力标记

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对象浑然不觉

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-施术者却能通过标记
-王令突然明白了

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-孙蓉师妹在商店
-来影响

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-为什么要搞那么一出
-他们的心智

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拿吧 尽情地拿

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都来接受免费福利吧

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还好还了人情

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孙蓉 你紧张什么啊？

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被人喜欢很正常啊

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王指导 这个法术有解决方法吗？

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上位大能者

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可以直接用灵能敲碎或者移除标记

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还在对我施术？

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人情已经还清

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不存在触发条件吧？

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难道保镖没把金丹给她？

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这王令太讨厌了

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盯着我看什么看？

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这什么意思啊？

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圆圆的东西

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难道是…

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金丹

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吃了

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对你好

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拜托了？

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当然也有施术者自身

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（孙）

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难不成是颗高能金丹？

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他想助我暴涨灵力 早日当上班首？

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王令的意思是

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你送的干脆面真好吃 谢谢

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咱们家令令吃的是低能金丹

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是让人灵力下降的特殊金丹

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抹茶味的

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（孙）

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这感觉…

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在云端从九公里掉落

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（孙）

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（哔哩哔哩）

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灵能不足

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魅惑也会半途而废

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王令

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你给我吃的是什么金丹呀？

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下面我们请一个学员上来

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给大家现场模拟一下

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孙蓉学员

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是

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你向来学得最快

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来给大家按书上的要领模拟一下

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好…好的

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谢…谢谢

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不客气

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刚才有点危险 各位要注意安全

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那么换你回答

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王令 念一遍

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拔一毛利天下而不为

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很好 那么接下来

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候选人孙蓉、陈超

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我们开始班首选举

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恭喜啊

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-陈班首
-宁愿我忽悠天下人

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-以后就靠你罩了
-班首

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-不叫天下人忽悠我
-班首 以后就靠你罩了

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是不可能的

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孙蓉终于自食其果了

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那几个手势看似随意

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但竟能轻松将全班法术一并破解

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连我也没有见识过

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而且听一遍就能掌握真言的人

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绝不普通

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好的

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（哔哩哔哩）

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好烦呀！

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他如果真的要害我

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为什么在商店又那么挺我？

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拔一毛

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利天下

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而不…

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怎么我满脑子都是那双死鱼眼？