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現代社会

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人神魔

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都平等生活在一起

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预言中的灭世魔王悄然诞生

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三界之内

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将血流成河

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尸横遍野

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世间再无宁日

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拯救世界这么重要的事情

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你们就非要在QQ群里面聊吗
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怕啊,他不会一个不高兴就把地球毁灭了吧?

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时还没有这种能力,所以我们要在他觉醒之前干掉他。

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在在哪儿?难道不会出危险吗?

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大家不要紧张

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我已经派人24小时盯着了

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只要魔王还在地狱

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我们就能随时掌握他的行踪
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大人不好了

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魔王刚刚离开地狱

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好像要坐飞机出国啦

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都在我们的掌控之中,大家请放心。

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好个屁啊

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我都听见了

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已经出国了不是吗

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快把飞机挡下来啊

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大家好

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我叫尼尔·包曼

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朋友们都叫我泥泥

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是一只恶魔

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现在正坐在一架飞往人界的飞机上

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从小我就超爱他们的文化

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一直想到人界生活

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但是我的爸爸妈妈

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希望我长大以后能够在地狱工作

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处理处理文件

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管理堕落的灵魂

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熊猫是很可爱

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但是考拉也很萌呀

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去那么远的地方

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你一个人怎么生活呀

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不许去

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所以

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我就偷偷地跑出来了
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投奔我在人界的朋友

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过着和人类居住的生活

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我来啦

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应该就是这里了吧

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泥泥

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艾勒

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你可算来了

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不好意思啊

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没去接你

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你知道我白天行动不大方便的

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这里挺好找的

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我只花了三个小时就找到了

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快进来吧

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跟室友们打个招呼

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大家都可亲切了

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太好了

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大家好

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我是尼尔·包曼

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请大家多多指教

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尼尔是吧

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欢迎欢迎

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换好拖鞋再进屋

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以后我们就是室友了

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为什么

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一个人类都没有啊

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