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这箱子是什么

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难道里面有小动物

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别开

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那是我今天刚回收的

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恶灵

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大家小心

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它在选择附身对象

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是大毛

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你怎么能随便把这种东西带回家

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还放在餐桌上

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怎么还怪我了

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要不是你碰的它能跑

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别吵了

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现在是吵架的时候吗

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莉莉和林老师都出远门了

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快想想该怎么办

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只好找个驱魔师了

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駆魔師

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· 是我

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别在二里屯瞎逛了

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快过来帮我个忙

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可算来了

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就是他吗

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被附身的狼

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小正

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水晶姐姐

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呦

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尼克说的驱魔师

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原来是你啊

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好久不见啊

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尼尔尼克

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这种小事

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包在我身上

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不要碰哦

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里面的东西都受过祝福

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用这些

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大毛不会受伤吧

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那些只是我的随身物品
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驱魔用不着它们

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物理驱魔吗

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駆魔完成
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邦大憕嚙
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所以你随身物品是怎么过的安检

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我没过安检啊

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我就一路爬山过来的

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沿途还遇到了好多野兽呢

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我还给你们带了纪念品哦

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谢谢啊

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我请你吃草去

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好耶

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吃草吃草

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都忘了水晶是这种画风的

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走一个

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来

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几百年前

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人类相信独角兽有神奇的魔法

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兽角磨成粉可以治百病

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所以

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他们想各种办法来捕猎独角兽

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为了躲避人类的追杀

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独角兽从小就要接受高强度的训练

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习惯低调行事

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直到

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有一只独角兽向大众解释

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我们根本没有魔法

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角也不能治病

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没有魔法

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不能治病

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那之后我们终于过上正常人的生活啦

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前几百年都没有想到这个办法吗

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也就是说

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独角兽只有自带的辟邪功能吗

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还有别的能力

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就是没什么用

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给你们看看啊

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你等等!

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可以发射光线

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把东西变成彩虹色哦

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你们怎么不吃了
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完全没胃口了

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我和尼克从初中开始就一直是最好的朋友

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虽然家和学校都不在一个地方

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但是我们每年假期都会一起出来玩

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话说

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你们一个是恶魔

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一个是独角兽

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怎么会认识到一块去的

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这个嘛

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要从一次夏令营说起了

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Ai

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那天我正在马厩里

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要吃吗

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初次见面

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就把那么多好吃的都给我

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这样的相遇真是太令人感动了

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说不出口啊

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我以为她就是辅导员让我喂的马