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我受不了了

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每次我看电视的时候你都在用吸尘器

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我睡觉的时候你要晒沙发

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我饿的时候不给东西吃

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吃的时候又不叫我

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你到底什么毛病

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我什么毛病我是不知道

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你有什公毛病你知道喝

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你为什么非要在我家看电视

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在我家沙发上睡觉

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来我家蹭饭甚至偷吃

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我看你的毛病就是脸皮厚到天上天下无人能及

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你说谁厚脸皮

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听不憧喝

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说的就是你

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你这家伙

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又打起来了

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又打起来了

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我现在都当相声看了

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难道不是家庭肥皂剧吗

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他们真是什么事都能打起来啊

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你不懂

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林老师跟尼克吵架就没工夫管我们了

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但是再打下去房子会塌的

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林老师 尼克 你们不要再打啦

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尼尔

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别拦着我

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今天我就让他知道这里谁说了算

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白吃白住的家伙还有脸说

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看招

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大早上的还让不让人睡觉啊

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要打架就加我一个呗

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有什么怨气,

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就在球场上发泄出来吧

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让他们一起组队

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说不定能培养出默契

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抽签吧

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你们先来

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那剩下的就是我和泥泥一组啦

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加油哦

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莉莉好聪明

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这样我们这边是一男一女

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哥哥那

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没关系

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这样不就行了

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哇哦

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你最好认真点

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比起和你组队

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我更讨厌输球

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同感

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我发球喽

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(看我眼色)

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15-0

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我不是示意让你去接吗

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進知道呵

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不是你比较近吗

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我再发一球噢

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0
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(我来接)

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(ok)

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你这不是完全没明白吗

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你所有眼神都一样凶巴巴的

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我怎么看得出来

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而且我这么一个大美女站在这儿

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你也忍心撞

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有没有点绅士风度啊

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一视同仁才是对女士最大的尊重

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再说了

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你根本就是个男的

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这样真的能培养默契吗

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早该一对了

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求之不得

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快放马过

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有意思

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来啊

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雕虫小技

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什么都看不见了

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才怪

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死灵召唤

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魔犬突击

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圣域之羽

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消失吧

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污秽

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有破绽

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休想
الا

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M

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▸

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我戳 我戳

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他们看起来

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真的变默契了呢

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