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哈

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我的饮料

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我的爆米花

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雑道

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搞毛啊

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大毛

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你这个掉毛狗

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给我出来

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狗呢

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大毛去参加广场舞大赛了

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什么

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fif

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这要是被林老师发现

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你找的房客

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你负责

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看来只能我先收拾了

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☑

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总算是搞定了

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接下来是

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这堆狼毛了

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都扔掉好像有点可惜啊

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啊哈

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我回来了

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我得到了阿姨喜爱奖

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他们说是最厉害的奖项

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是吗

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恭喜你啊

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怎么有种熟悉的感觉

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ABD ABO AB ABD ABOJIABC ABO

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我的 我的

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我的发际线怎么后退这么多

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为什么会这样

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就算我每天晚睡早起

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日夜颠倒

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零食当饭

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玩命直播

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我的头发也不该掉的这么快啊

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毛长太多了

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又得去宠物店剃毛了

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早知道上次就办个卡了

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大毛

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快看啊

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大肉骨头

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在哪在哪

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啊哒

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嗷呜

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F

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F

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再忍下去我就是狗

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你怎么还没睡

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你你你你要干嘛

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这是莉莉从天堂带的生发膏

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那什么

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我之前不是一激动薅了你不少毛吗

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这个

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你就拿去用吧

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你是在和我道歉

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这东西怪贵的

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别给我浪费了

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听说你用了生发膏

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感觉怎么样啊

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非常有效哦

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有效过头了吧

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fufufufufufu

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头发成熟了

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可以收割啦

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艾勒你个混蛋

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我就知道你不是诚心道歉

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你这毛除了卖钱也没多少用

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让我剪一刀会怎样啊

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别碰

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别碰我头发

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来嘛

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