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大毛 艾勤

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今天我们

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怎么回事啊

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事情是这样开始的

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什么玩意┃

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垃圾广告

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上
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上門
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为什么到家这么累

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总算是看不到广告了

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真给人添麻烦

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出现啦

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我扫就是了

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E
ارنے آئے
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这样就行了吗

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真的上门了

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尊敬的顾客 您好

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2698号恶魔尼克为您服务

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这么精致的吗

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悪魔

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先生

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我看了你的档案

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梢案

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等下

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我只是随便扫

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你身为吸血鬼却没有黑色案底

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房租和开销都是花家里的钱

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花得大手大脚

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出门工作从来没有坚持半年

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号称人气主播

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实际铁粉还不到一万

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打赏收益更是少得可怜

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我也不想啊

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艾勒

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别再压抑你的本能了

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现在正是为撒旦效劳的好机会

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以你的实力加入我们一定能大展身手

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别说了

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从此再没有人说你是啃老族

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你将光宗耀祖

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过上自己期望的生活

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轻松搞定

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在正事之前还是先和同事问个好吧

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是不是啊

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这是

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没错

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我就是你的同伴

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恶魔尼克

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魔界感应到魔王苏醒征兆

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于是特派我来阻止他毁灭世界

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协助我吧

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凭你的力量和情报

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让我们一举将魔王封印

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你是艾勒的朋友吗

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重来

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你是来打败泥泥

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打败魔王的

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难道你忘了当初来这里的原因吗

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当然没忘

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总之

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快带我去见魔王

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你这是什么意思

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拳头不是世界通用语言吗

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意思就是

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不许捄泥泥麻烦

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你要向狼人协会怎么交代

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说你临阵叛变

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我会如实汇报

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我在这里

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怎么可能放下你不管嘛

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根本没见到什么魔王

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尼尔什么能耐

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竟然让狼人倒戈

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毕竟他昨天给我做了兔费护理呢

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你也太好收买了吧

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既然你不配合

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那只能硬来了

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让我见识一下吸血鬼和狼人的血腥激斗吧

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我要等到下一集吗