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人的一生

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有无数次选择的机会

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有时是选择一首喜欢的歌

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有时是选择一件合适的衣服

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有时是选择一本可以打发时间的书

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而有时

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是选择接受无法选择的事

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比如

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雨天

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讨厌它

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却躱不掉

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别躲了

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这把伞给你

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那你呢

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我出门前看了天气预报

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所以多备了一把

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别愣着了

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一起走吧

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他叫梁超

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从小心思细腻

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虽然是同龄

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但为人处世成熟稳重

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所以

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我们都爱叫他

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超叔

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他叫沙小光

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从小就爱惹是生非

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天生猴精转世

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正巧忘记带伞啦

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是个神经大条的笨蛋

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傻小光

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你个幼稚鬼

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来吧

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一起走吧

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小肘候憧憬着忯大

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因为成年后

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可以拥有更多权利去选择自己想做的事

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但事实

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却与之截然相反

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ハロ

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你已经长大了

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所以考什么大学相信你能自己做出最好的选择

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什么是最好

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去年金融和財会业就业收入最高,

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什么是最高

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真的长大后才知道

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选择的权利本身

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其实是一种约束

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因为它并不是一道开放式的答辩题

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而是已经准备好正确答案的选择题

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花语叶

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你来回答

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这道题中的四个选项中该选哪个

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但是

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选了正确的就一定是对的吗

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去年本市GDP增加了25%

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这标示着本市过分依赖制药生产的时代彻底过去了

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回想十年前的那场罢工

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迫使引发全市最大污染事件的药厂停工

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現在看来

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这是一次成功的选择

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请大家后退

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厂子关了哪儿找工作去啊

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市里面又不给补贴

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听说要把厂房拆了改建成学校

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为了造新校舍竟然提高学费

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现在没了工作

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还要出更多学费

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你说怎么办啊

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还让不让人活了

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花语叶

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你想好了吗

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人生

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有没有第五个选项呢

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这是哪儿

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我刚刚

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明明还在自己的房间

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难道说

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这里

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真的是另一个世界

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我的愿望显灵了

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真的显灵啦

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我的愿望真的显灵啦

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你就是来拯救我们世界的英雄吧

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英雄

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请受我一拜

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英雄英雄英雄英雄雄雄雄雄雄雄

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恕我无礼

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驗明正身吧

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一身板品装蚤

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剔打

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我也只是为了验明一下你的身份啊

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神经病

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哪儿来的熊孩子啊

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这到底是什么鬼地方

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隈 小声点ル

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杀手就在附近不要惊动他们

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一直大喊大叫的是你吧

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你刚说的杀手是怎么回事

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原来你在这儿呢

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看样子还捡了个服魂

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但是

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别挣扎了

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乖乖让我把你带回去交差

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做梦

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我死也不会跟你走的

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这就是你说的

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杀手

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是的

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他是黑帮四大干部之一

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人送外号

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东瀛一把刀

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那给你二选一

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死在我刀下

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还是随我交差

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你当我小孩子啊

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选个屁

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吐我口水

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还好我肺活量大

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差点死

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差点幣死

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这到底是夺命追杀还是小鬼掐架

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不好

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竟然中了你的激将法

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被你强行拖了一波儿时间

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我要认真起来了

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出来

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我的服魂

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黑色纯棉背心儿

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就算是编个招式名字也别这么随便好吗

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话说

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这种小孩子的游戏到底还玩多久啊

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英雄

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看你的了

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看你个头啊

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你要对自己有信心

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切房子啊

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你以为切蛋糕啊

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这就是我服魂的实力

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他可是东瀛第一忍者

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服部半藏呵

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斩

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莫名其妙被卷进来

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这到底该怎么办

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穿越异世界的首要法则是认知自我

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总得来说

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就是寻找到类似小宇宙

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查克拉或者灵力之类的东西

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イ

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并且集中注意力去凝聚这股力量

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要相信

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是主角就一定能赢

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守

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阿里萨西之力

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光明正义金刚剑

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禁忌詛咒蛤蟆油

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八倍镜SKS

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死亡射线

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三昧真火

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隔山打牛

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番茄蛋汤大力水手我是在干什么呀

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怎么会相信沙小光这种不靠谱的网文经验呢

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以为你这服魂有什么奇招

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原来跟你一样蠢

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这一定是梦

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危险来临的时候

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千万不能因为恐惧而闭上眼

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一定要紧紧盯住目标的动向

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把握一瞬间的机会

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快跑

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半藏

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别让他们跑了

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溜得倒挺快

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一不留神躲哪儿去了

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去那边找找

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英雄

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你那么强大为什么要选择逃避

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你从一开始就一口一个英雄

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你看看我哪里来的战斗力啊

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你有

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可能你还没察觉

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我可以教你

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你是能传授我绝世功法还是有逆天秘籍啊

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其实你只要

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脱衣服就行

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小屁孩

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满脑子都是些什么污七八糟的东西

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我没有骗你

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在我们世界上

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衣服多少决定了能力的强弱

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你看我

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内褲一条

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就属于赤贫阶级

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因为每件衣服其实是一种魂魄

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衣服越多的人

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相当于拥有越多的武器

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或是战士的魂魄

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而内裤则是我们生命的底线

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如果内褲脱高或者損毀

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那么我们的生命

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也就会终结

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那内裤

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就无法作为武器战斗吗

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当然可以

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但那时就已经做好同归于尽的觉悟

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所以我穿的这条98K黄金内裤

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是家里祖传的宝贝

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已经穿了几代人了

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它所幻化出的威力

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相当于数颗核弹

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足以抹平这个世界

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雉道

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这就是他被追杀的缘由

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怪不得内裤上还有两把挂锁

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家有祖训

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性命皆可抛

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内裤不可少

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雑道最近瘦了

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怎么裤头老是松松的

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我是怎么啦

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怎么会相信熊孩子的瞎掰呢

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那两把挂锁仔细看就是个装饰品吶

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可否帮我穿下内裤

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不要

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我要去找回家的路了

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求求你了

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内裤穿不上的话

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身体就会変得虚弱

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辻不了一会儿

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我就烟消云散

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你这傻乎乎的样子

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究竟是怎么活到现在的

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原来躲在这儿啊

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逮到你们咯

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这么快就找到了

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我刚才都教过你咯

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原来

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我才是最傻的那个

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半藏

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一刀了结他们

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英雄

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快脱衣服就可以召唤服魂打败他们了

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我并不是什么英雄

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你就别再耍我了

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你要相信我

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为什么会畏惧选择

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因为选择本身就是一个错误

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如果我没有错认为自己是英雄

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那么就不会被愚弄

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不会再左右为难了

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看起来起内讧咯

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小朋友

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请你松开手

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我要回家

255
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你不能走

256
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,999
我和这个世界都需要你

257
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,666
如果这个世界都是假象

258
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那需不需要我

259
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又如何呢

260
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杀

261
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原来选择的意义

262
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而是选择本身

263
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是否存在意义

264
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超叔

265
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叫超哥

266
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以后你再多带把伞嘛

267
00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,707
这样大家都不用尴尬了嘛

268
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,249
别搂那么紧

269
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没法

270
00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:40,916
我这边都湿透了

271
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放弃

272
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往往才是最难的选择

273
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半藏

274
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你给我使出全力啊

275
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我为了你心底的呼唤而现身

276
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我的主人

277
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予中冰凉的汽水

278
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泡沫充斥着甜美

279
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掩蓋掉苦澀的滋味

280
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每一口都不后悔

281
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每一日都不后悔

282
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每一口都不后悔

283
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,374
为何我总是不改步调

284
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:54,957
因为任谁都阻止不了的心跳

285
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永不妥协寻找

286
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,124
异想天开的目标

287
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:09,124
就灯塔般闪耀指引我去真理的孤岛

288
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:13,207
汽水是治愈的药

289
00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:16,457
人生不该困扰

290
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就算迷雾笼罩

291
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也要放肆大笑

292
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忘却烦恼

293
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,624
咽下甜蜜的汽水

294
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泡沫融化了懊悔

295
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:32,624
不理会现实的狼狈

296
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,791
无痛无伤悲

297
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,374
破碎的玻璃杯

298
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,707
伤口混合了甜美

299
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隠藏疼痛苦澀滋味

300
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不停歇才不后悔

301
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:02,832
我叫花语叶

302
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,124
爸爸是个警察

303
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,291
但因为姓氏的关系

304
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所以很讨厌人家叫他

305
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:09,082
花警察

306
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该你出牌了

307
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:11,541
王炸

308
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,457
我妈以前是个药厂工人

309
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抗议抗议抗议

310
00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:18,999
后来厂子关了

311
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,832
她拿了赔偿金

312
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,707
就在家当起了家庭主妇

313
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出来吃饭啦

314
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,041
而我

315
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:28,832
是个高二的学生

316
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,541
自打出生开始

317
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,499
都在这个叫圭都的小城市长大

318
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安分守己

319
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从不冒險

320
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:36,499
所以

321
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,249
我怎么就鬼迷心窍许了个不靠谱的愿望

322
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,541
来到了个不靠谱的陌生世界

323
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,332
面对几个陌生的面孔

324
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和莫名的称呼

325
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:45,666
纳尼

326
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主人

327
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英雄

328
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,207
就知道你不会抛弃我的

329
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,249
我并没有做什么啊

330
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:53,916
怎公会呢

331
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,916
你明明召唤出了服魂救我

332
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:57,874
隈 半藏

333
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,124
你还在那儿磨蹭什么呢

334
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:01,916
你这是干嘛

335
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,249
难不成你还敌不过一个徒手的服魂吗

336
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,832
正因如此

337
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,624
故肚之不武

338
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,707
真是个有武德的对手

339
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,374
0

340
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,999
那你等我向主人讨样兵器去

341
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,207
如果你剛才去意已决

342
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,541
我必死无疑

343
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:17,582
因为服魂

344
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,749
只受到你内心的感召才会显身的

345
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,249
那

346
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,082
怎么确定他是我召唤出来的

347
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:24,166
11

348
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:26,374
你看看你是不是少了一只鞋

349
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,166
难道说

350
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,707
这个人是我

351
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:29,499
主人

352
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,582
左脚的鞋

353
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:32,582
的确

354
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:34,207
刚飞出去的鞋已经不在地上了

355
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,291
而且从颜色上看也非常一致

356
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,041
难道真的是鞋子成精了

357
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,291
那他天天被我踩在脚底下岂不是很委屈

358
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:42,957
而且如果出了脚汗的话

359
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:43,707
主人

360
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,082
对不起

361
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,082
对不起啊

362
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,166
主人并无过错

363
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:48,791
为何赔罪

364
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,041
主人

365
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:53,374
没事

366
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:53,957
没什么

367
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:55,207
主人

368
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:56,499
能否赐我

369
00:14:59,042 --> 00:14:59,499
等等啊

370
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,124
我有的

371
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,499
我找找

372
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:01,457
别着急啊

373
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:04,499
这是何物

374
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,666
真不好意思啊鞋精先生

375
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:07,874
鞋神先生

376
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,624
冒冒失失把你叫出来

377
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,541
还让你受了伤

378
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,541
看样子主人是第一次召唤服魂

379
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:14,874
这位小兄弟

380
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,624
看你脱得精光

381
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,791
一定是个行家

382
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,916
可否帮我个忙

383
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,166
没问题

384
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,207
我是相当专业的

385
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,791
你真的要脱啊

386
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:26,832
主人

387
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:27,957
不必惊慌

388
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,416
我定会溫柔相待

389
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:30,999
我只是担心

390
00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:32,457
会有味道

391
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,416
你们好了没

392
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:34,457
快点儿

393
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:35,707
是不是

394
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,999
有点儿紫呵

395
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:37,707
喂半藏

396
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:38,916
你往旁边站点儿

397
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:39,541
别挡着我视线

398
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,374
安

399
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,082
别墨迹了

400
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,041
再溫柔相待下去

401
00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:47,916
我就坚持不住了

402
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:48,957
不好意思呵

403
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,374
这鞋是比较难脱

404
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,749
梅花香自苦寒来

405
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,749
宝剑锋从右脚出

406
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:58,791
这把人造皮革剑与我出双入对数月

407
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,332
今日终可人剑合一

408
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,707
这双鞋是上个季度刚买的

409
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,249
没想到还真能变成武器啊

410
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,082
今日能在此一决高下

411
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,166
也是种缘分

412
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,416
在下西门吹雪

413
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,332
可否请教兄台

414
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,332
尊姓大名

415
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,791
服部半藏

416
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:19,749
杀

417
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,124
好个杀字

418
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:21,707
痛快

419
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:23,082
那我也就

420
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,374
不留余地了

421
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:36,624
发生了什么

422
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,332
两个人消失了

423
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,582
两个人打到哪里去啦

424
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,957
刚才真的发生过战斗吗

425
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:49,832
这是

426
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:05,957
棋逢对手

427
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,249
实属幸事

428
00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:10,041
再战

429
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,707
正合我意

430
00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:17,041
要榻了

431
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:17,791
快跑

432
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,457
才打个雷的功夫

433
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,124
竟然把桥都拆了

434
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,874
差点裤子跑掉了

435
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,124
好好

436
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,374
别怕

437
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,457
有我在呢

438
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,332
半藏

439
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,207
你没事吧

440
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,874
主公

441
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,291
对不起

442
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,957
拙者自知力竭

443
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,124
可能以后

444
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,707
无法再保护您了

445
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:57,457
但

446
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,291
最后有句话

447
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:00,916
请主公

448
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,916
一定收下

449
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:06,624
好个舍身取义的忠良汉子

450
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:07,707
不许你说

451
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,082
我知道

452
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:09,999
我都知道

453
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,957
我现在命令你好好活下去

454
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:13,916
主公

455
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,916
切记

456
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,166
月心

457
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,374
还是纯棉的好

458
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,582
谁要你多嘴

459
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,707
你平时不都是寡言少语的吗

460
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,957
服魂一旦消散

461
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,124
本体的衣服

462
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:30,332
也将残破

463
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,374
你醒醒啊

464
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,957
醒醒 半藏

465
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,707
我记得你说的每一句话

466
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:37,374
每一个字

467
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,332
和我们在一起的每一天

468
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,791
记得我在地上

469
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,666
捡到你时的初次相遇

470
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,041
第一次我帮你洗澡

471
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,707
你那害羞的模样

472
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,249
第一晚把你穿在身上的感觉

473
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,541
和你对我的第一句话

474
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,499
YO一库

475
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,749
背心还是纯棉的好

476
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,291
因为纯棉

477
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,166
才能给你最贴身的温暖

478
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:02,791
隈人家都那公惨了

479
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,541
我在这里脑补些什么呀

480
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:05,582
原来是这样

481
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,624
服装品牌的国籍还会影响服魂的国籍啊

482
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,916
我怎么开始对这些奇奇怪怪的设定深信不疑起来啦

483
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:13,791
半藏

484
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:16,541
我不会让你一个人孤独的死去

485
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,082
没了服魂

486
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,791
你党得迩有肚算喝

487
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:20,624
别忘了

488
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,249
我还有底牌没亮呢

489
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:24,666
他这是干嘛

490
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,082
冷静啊

491
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,832
内裤都是每个人的命根子

492
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,249
脱了你也活不了

493
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,249
看来只有切了

494
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:31,791
你要切哪里啊

495
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,457
大家都冷静一下

496
00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:36,499
他都掏出保命技能了

497
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,249
看样子

498
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,166
是铁了心要同归于尽

499
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:45,291
半藏

500
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,082
我马上来陪你了

501
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:47,916
你等我

502
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:49,749
怕不是石乐志

503
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:50,999
看他这手势

504
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:51,999
、会是

505
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,124
我用这从没洗过的小裤头

506
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,291
死你们

507
00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:58,541
好可怕

508
00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,874
要射冲我来

509
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:02,332
骗你们的

510
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,082
真当我疯了呀

511
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:04,624
半藏

512
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:05,749
此仇

513
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,541
一定会有人替我们报的

514
00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:09,207
飞裤传书

515
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,291
不好

516
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:17,582
虚晃一枪

517
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,499
原来是去通风报信

518
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,749
用不了多久

519
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,499
我的兄弟们就会杀到围剿你们

520
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,624
就算你有天降的神兵

521
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,457
也于事无补

522
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,291
我堂堂东瀛一把刀

523
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,749
未曾想今天会葬送于此

524
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,457
也好

525
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,832
至少我和半藏

526
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,124
能永远在一起了

527
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:40,541
东瀛一把刀

528
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,332
我看动情

529
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:43,916
才是一把真刀啊

530
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:46,916
脱了内裤以后

531
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,374
真的就这样消失了

532
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,207
难道之前小屁孩所说的

533
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:52,541
都是实话

534
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,499
首战告捷英雄

535
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:56,207
以后全靠你了

536
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:57,666
主人

537
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,124
別有太大圧力

538
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,957
只要我西门吹雪尚留一口气在

539
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,207
就不会让你受到伤害

540
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:06,416
但是

541
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,332
你这是干嘛

542
00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:12,541
人家干了好大一架有点累了嘛

543
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,374
要休息几天啦

544
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:16,791
哦

545
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:17,999
辛苦了

546
00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:19,707
英雄

547
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:20,791
你太牛了

548
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,457
随便召唤出个服魂

549
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:25,124
竟然就干掉了黑帮四大干部之一

550
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,249
鞋子上

551
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,999
的确留下了伤痕

552
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,291
而且

553
00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:32,416
留过的伤是不可逆的

554
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,207
但我还是不敢确信

555
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,874
这个世界真实存在

556
00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:38,457
我觉得是场梦

557
00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:40,207
看看我

558
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,416
大活人一个

559
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,457
在你面前活蹦乱跳呢

560
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,666
你又怎么能证明你的存在

561
00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:47,707
我不用证明啊

562
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:48,332
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因为

563
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,291
我的存在是有意义的

564
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:51,957
照你那么说

565
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,666
那我来到这里的意义

566
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,916
就是保护你

567
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,666
那个只能说是一部分吧

568
00:22:58,708 --> 00:22:59,874
更多的我相信

569
00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,749
你是来拯救这个世界的

570
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,374
很久以前

571
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,374
黑帮发现了服魂的神力

572
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,707
他们为了垄断这份力量

573
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:08,457
而用气体

574
00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:09,957
把天遮了起来

575
00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:12,416
人们长期生活在黑暗之中

576
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:13,541
久而久之

577
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,791
就淡忘了对衣服的渴望

578
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:16,874
同时

579
00:23:17,042 --> 00:23:18,666
黑帮利用服魂的力量

580
00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:19,749
震慑了人们

581
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,749
并让他们产生恐惧丧失希望

582
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:23,666
从此

583
00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:25,457
甘愿被控制和奴役

584
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,041
但还是会有一些

585
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:30,249
像我这样有思想的人冒出来的

586
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,416
这就是

587
00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:32,916
黑帮追杀你的理由

588
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,082
不是

589
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,041
因为他就是这个世界唯一的光

590
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,457
也是我们最后的希望

591
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:45,041
看样子

592
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,416
有不速之客来了

593
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:52,999
东瀛那小子

594
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,124
居然挂了

595
00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:58,791
波我腑水干嘛

596
00:23:59,167 --> 00:23:59,541
住手

597
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:00,291
刚你说

598
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:01,624
他是唯一的光

599
00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:03,207
到底什么意思啊

600
00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,249
明知道我赤膊诶

601
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:06,541
想涂死人

602
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:08,582
你就配合下吧

603
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,832
نے
让这个新来的见识一下

604
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:13,624
这是

605
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,249
原来你

606
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:16,582
没错
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607
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,541
他是这个世界唯一的自发光源

608
00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,374
所以我们必须用他来照亮所有的黑暗

609
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,499
他是我们最后的希望

610
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,999
一定是梦

611
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:57,874
再见再见再见了秋裤

612
00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,541
再见了毛衣衬衫羽绒服

613
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:03,624
再见再见再见了秋裤

614
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,582
再见再见今天的衣服

615
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,499
再见让我依赖的温度

616
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,291
我最亲爱的勇气丢失在哪里

617
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,999
笑容里一点一滴溶解深层防御

618
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,916
一字一句开启神奇定律

619
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:19,999
寒风中变得暖暖的温柔手心

620
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,416
指引我不停奔跑追寻你的踪影

621
00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:24,791
tapatapa patapa

622
00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:27,624
我最亲爱的勇气守候在这里

623
00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,291
装备里一针一线变幻彩虹流星

624
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,166
一心一意前行不再偏离

625
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:35,416
泪水也许悄悄驱散乌云黑影

626
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:39,082
只留下pata pata pata pata 的回音

627
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:46,416
再见再见再见了秋裤

628
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,124
再见再见依赖的温度

629
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,791
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