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你们搞什么

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我们不认识好吧

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他们是你的孩子啊

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什公

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你給我回来

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你怎么了

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你才离家几天

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连孩子都忘了

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浩一

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跟我回家吧

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小红小明都很想你

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、 ཁ་、

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照这种尿性来看

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这不会是小明吧

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他就叫小明啊

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那这个是

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这是小红

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原来如此

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你别闹了

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我等会跟你算账

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这不是对你说的

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没关系 浩一

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那个

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今晚能回家吗

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爸爸

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我饿了一

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有了

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这样

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你们先跟着妈妈

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去吃点东西

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“我还有点事情

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一会儿我们校门口见

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记住

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在外面要叫我江叔叔

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听话

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一会儿给你们买糖吃

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居然真有孩子啦

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你到底还有多少事情瞒着我

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怎么越来越乱啦

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我一直太忙

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忘记告诉你啦

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爱神契约的主要目的呢

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是帮助人们实现愿望

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如果那契约太长时间没有兑现

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魔法就会强行启动

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那个人的愿望就立刻实现了

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还有这设定

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坑死人不偿命啊

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没那么严重啦

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按照你们人类的话说

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这就叫脑洞实体化吧

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第一个名字叫江浩一

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他是爸爸

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第二是妈妈

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爸爸妈妈都好棒

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我们不能暴露身份

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得叫他江叔叔

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小红最听爸爸话了

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不是爸爸

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是江叔叔

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対

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是江叔叔

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隈 你好

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林渕

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到我办公室来一下

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找你有事

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妈妈现在有点事情

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你们在这里等妈妈

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千万别乱跑

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好吗

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妈妈你放心吧

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是长官

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我们一定在这里待命

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妈妈再见

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自由路

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找爸爸去

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小明

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等等我

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什公

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孩子丢了

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我就离开了一会

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回来他们就不见了

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对不起

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这样

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校园内我来找

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你先到校门回等他们

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说不定孩子们已经在那里等你了

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放心吧

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不会有事的

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小妹妹你怎么了

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不要哭嘛

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告诉姐姐怎么了

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我找不到江叔叔了

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江叔叔

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姐姐帮你找好吗

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真的

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你江叔叔叫什么

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能量补充完毕

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接下来

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可恶的坏蛋们

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把我爸爸交出来

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这是谁家的小孩

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怎么乱闯教室

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快出去

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你们这些妖怪

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别想抓住我

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作战成功

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去哪儿了

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跑哪儿去了

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怎么到处都找不到呢

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那是谁家的孩子

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怎么在学校里到处乱跑啊

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是啊

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也不知道是谁家的孩子在大闹天宫

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请问你们看见那小孩往哪里跑了吗

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不行啊

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到处都找不到

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非礼勿视

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找到了

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可是

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算了

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小孩子的话

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她们也不会把他怎么样的吧

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唐瑄

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你在这里鬼鬼祟祟的干什么

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原来她的叔叔是浩一

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这下可有理由接近浩一了

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小红

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我带你去找浩一叔叔好不好

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快

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体育馆那边好像出事了

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听说又是那个江浩一惹的事

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快去

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浩一

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太贱了

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居然偷看女生换衣服

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关键还被逮住了

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就是

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不是的

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听我解释

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我是有原因的

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江浩一

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你偷窥被我抓了现行

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如果你当面给她们道个歉

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或许我还可以考虑放你一马

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否则

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好吧

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我说

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如果你们信得话

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浩一叔叔

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我来救你

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小明

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干的漂亮

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这不就是那个搞破坏的小子嘛

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你们别为难小孩子

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有能耐

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冲我来吧

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小明

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小明

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爸爸他

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江浩一

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你这个变态

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糟糕了

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我忘了自己的处境了

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迩要逞英雄

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给我好好教训他

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收到

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小红小明

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妈妈

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别担心

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孩子们都没事

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浩一

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凡人

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看你这次表现还算不错

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这次算是特别奖励

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下不为例哟

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揉肩啊

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明显揉肩更舒服吧

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我不是让你帮我揉啊

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林淵

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我有件重要的事要对你说

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看看这两个孩子

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他们应该有七八岁了吧

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这就对了啊

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而我们还不到20岁不是吗

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你算算

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二十减八等于多少啊

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十二

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就是啊

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オ十二发

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我们怎么可能十二岁就有孩子

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你明白吗

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明白了

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他们就是我们的孩子

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怎公会様

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现在你明自了吗

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这就是魔法的力量啊

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年轻人

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那就快点给我解除魔法

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还不止如此哟

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这样下去的话

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不仅仅是她自己

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与她有关系的人

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都会丢掉自己正常的思维的

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也许她的家人已经

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浩-

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你在跟谁说话

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那个

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林渕

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我送你回家吧

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哦不

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不愿意的话也没关系

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只是这么晚了

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一个人回家会不会有点

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不是的

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只是你太久没回家了

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一时间不知怎么回答

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不过

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回来就好

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到家啦

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妈

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我们回来了

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这就到了

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万一他的家人都没被魔法控制

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那么

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妈

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今天做什么好吃的

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这么香

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臭小子

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你知道回来