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江浩一

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我们分手吧

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你有病啊

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分就分

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谁稀罕

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我告诉你

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就你这不可一世的态度

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以后根本不会有人看得上你

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真是要疯掉的节奏

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你偷吃什么了

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才几分钟没见

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你就变胖了

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莫名其妙的被揍了一顿

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还被强势分手了

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虽然这都是她脑补出来的恋情

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可被女人提出分手

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还是让我很不爽

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分手

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如果我和所有人分手

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问题不都解决了吗

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看来你还是不了解女人

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大部分女人说分手

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其实是一个危险的信号

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不会吧

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危险信号

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会

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自寻短见

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400

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401

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402

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403

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404

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坚持不住啦

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不做完一千个不许停下来

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愿赌就要服输

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谁让你们输给了我们女队

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社长

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饶了我们吧

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我们以后再也不敢看不起女人了

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饶了你们

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都给我去趴好

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不做完不许回家

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一群废物

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她果然不是一般的女人啊

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能这么快就从失恋的打击中恢复

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不行

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再这样闹下去会出人命的

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一定要去救救那些家伙

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你现在可是自身难保哦

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好好趴好

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不就是打个赌嘛

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没必要逼他们到这种程度吧

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你来干嘛
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我不是说得很清楚了吗

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救星来了

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你还来

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到底有完没完啊

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汨正
比虫

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放手

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我就不

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完了

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会被杀掉的

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真是博爱又仁慈啊

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江浩一

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我终于理解你为什么劈腿了

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混蛋

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大姐夫还好你及时赶到

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要不我们肯定挂掉了

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不过大姐刚刚的表现很反常啊

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居然没有动手

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想起来还真有点后怕呢

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江浩一

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浩一

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你这个人渣

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根本不配拥有我对你的爱

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都结束了

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明天

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一切都会重新开始

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浩

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该起床了 广

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你今天不是要出门吗

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来不及了

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雪梨

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你到我床上干嘛

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HONEY

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你醒啦

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今天是周末

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干嘛急着出去啊

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没有啊

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是去约会吧

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什么啊

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我是要去买参考书

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写论文需要的那个

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你忘了

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是吗

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雪梨

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你在搞什么

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真的锁上了

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难道我的第一次约会

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就以被反锁在家里告终吗

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放我出去

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爸妈

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你们管管雪梨啊

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亲爱的

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今天你就乖乖的待在家里吧

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浩一呢

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浩一说今天要在家里学习

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不出门了

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我要去替他买参考书啦

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叔叔阿姨

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千万别给他开门啰

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天明

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儿子都被欺负成这样了

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你也不管管

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有人替我们管教儿子不是挺好的

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当年你怎么不喜欢东芸管你

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这个茶挺好喝的

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别给我转移话题

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开门啊

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媛媛

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媛媛

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哥哥借你家门用用

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是隔壁的变态哥哥来了

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我不是变态-

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好媛媛
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别叫

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等哥哥回来给你买糖吃

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明白了吧

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江浩一是我的

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这就是传说中的青梅竹马

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今天的约会

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就当作我们的结束吧

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让你久等了

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家里出了点状况

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没关系

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其实也没有很久啊

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要不

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我们先喝点东西

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约我出来

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不会就为了喝点咖啡吧

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/月

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有句话

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在我心里藏了很久

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请接受我的心意吧

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你的心意我明白

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주

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我会好好考虑的

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应该这样才对吧

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是不是该说点什么

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可说什么好呢

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我第一次跟男生出来约会

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心脏都快跳出来了啦

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文祥下去会

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你脸怎么这么红啊

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是不是生病了

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我

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我没事

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再没有新话题

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我们都要尴尬死了

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我果然不适合谈恋爱

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动漫节吗

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我怎么给忘了

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老天有眼

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那个

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今天正好是动漫节

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咱们去逛逛吧!

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HONEY

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我回来了

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好啊 亲爱的

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跟我玩捉迷藏吗

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那我

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就不客气了

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美女看这边

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你说这次的大赛

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还有谁能与我们争高下

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我看16号和19号都很厉害

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19号不足为惧

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16号瑄瑄嘛

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她今年就自己一个人

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连个队伍都没有

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即使穿得再好

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能有什么用嘛

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对呀

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美女啊

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我好没用

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要拉就拉啊

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干嘛缩回去

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难不成要我主动

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这气氛尴尬得够可以的

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瑄瑄

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小心

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10000

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不是吧

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你们好夸张哦

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人家其实没那么可爱啦

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是你

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هریز

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