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别跑

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站住

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给我回来

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給我党清楚

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这该死的一天

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终于结束了

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死得这样轰轰烈烈

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可真一点都不像我

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隈 少年

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快回答我

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爱神巧克力是你吃了么

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سلام

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我叫江浩一

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今年十九岁

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是一个普通得不能再普通大一新生

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我的大学生活很简单

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什么社团活动

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什公奨学金

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这些都和我没关系

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我就喜欢现在这样

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平平淡淡的生活

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没有人会注意到我

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平凡而又自由

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能这样过一辈子

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也不错

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同学们

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请把你们的课本拿出来

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是校花夏紫瞳啊

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她怎么来我们教室了

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你看 那颜值 那身材

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简直就是我的梦中情人啊

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不会吧

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这妹子是来找我的

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ff

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那害羞的表情是怎么回事

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那个

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江浩一同学

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我有了你的宝宝

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不是吧

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上好的白菜被猪拱了

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曝光他

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江浩一严重违纪

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太可恶了

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미트

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这

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是我们的宝宝

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三个月了

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你能感觉到吗

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你不要说得跟真的一样

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拜托你谁啊

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我们根本不认识好吗

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江浩一

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你残害了我们的女神还想赖账么

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你是不是活腻了

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各位大侠

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请听我解释

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浩一

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不需要解释

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我和孩子都相信你

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有理说不清啊

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此地不宜久留

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我们找个地方说清楚

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混蛋

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谁在骂我

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到那边找找

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江浩一你这个混蛋

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一定要给我找出来

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总算躲过去了

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他们应该暂时找不到

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浩一

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刚才我们的宝宝对我说

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他腿短

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跑不了那么快

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你要体谅人家嘛

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拜托

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不要再胡说了好吗

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我的姑奶奶

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全校师生请注意

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现在广播找人

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江浩一同学

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请速到教务处

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这下麻烦大了

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我们分头走

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你去对面教学楼顶等我

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我一会就来

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这混蛋在这呢

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站住

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把校花还给我们

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连跑都跑得那么帅

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站住

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别跑

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快抓住他

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拦住他

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穷追不舍

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好吧

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终于打扫完了

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江浩一

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你这个混蛋束手就擒吧

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滚开

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好狠

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狠

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我本不愿出手

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是你们逼我的

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几位女侠

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你们这是要

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这是怎么回事

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唐萱同学

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我们不熟啊

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你说什么
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你好坏

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你知道人家的心好痛吗

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你这负心汉

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跟人家同居的时候都叫我小萱萱的

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现在却跟我装不熟

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社长

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你怎么都没跟我们说过

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居然敢让我们社长伤心

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你是活得不耐烦了

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这是我们的家事

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不用你们插手

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都给我让开

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我再问你一遍

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你得跟我老实交代

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你跟那女人是什么关系

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否则

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大姐

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这是闹哪样

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我们真不熟啊

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出来了

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今天是撞邪了

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我怎公会

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鳳

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又是什么情况

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浩一跟我回家吧

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小红小明都很想你

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fif

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小红

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小明又是什么鬼

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好你个浩一

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只顾在外面偷吃

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把自己的两个儿女都忘了

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你这个负心汉

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怎么对得起我们母子三人

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隈 林

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我们家浩一只能我来收拾

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你给我闪一边去

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谁是你家的

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浩一从地球诞生之日起

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就是属于我的

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你说什么

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这也忒凶险了

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还是赶紧闪

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江浩一跑了

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江浩一你给我站住 你别跑

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浩一

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你来啦

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浩一

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浩一

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这女人是

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江浩一

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你今天必须给我解释清楚

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你们都给我听好了

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她们三个我一个都不熟悉

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你们要是再逼我

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我就从这里跳下去

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证明我的清白

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浩一

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人渣 你哄谁呢

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抓住他

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这该死的一天

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终于结束了

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死得这样轰轰烈烈

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可真一点都不像我

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这是

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时间

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停止了

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还真是个冷静的小鬼

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我还以为你会被吓得屁滚尿流呢

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本大神可没时间陪你玩

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快说

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你到底吃没吃爱神巧克力嘛

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爱神巧克力

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该不会是昨天在天台上

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竟然把蛋糕放在天台上

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真浪費

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爱神巧克力会让食用者产生爱的记忆

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如果你和别的女人一起吃了它

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那你就会成为她们

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记忆中的恋人

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这么说她们会一直缠着我

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不是吧

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